I just got word from a reliable source that Tiger Woods, after having just finished reading my most recent post on this blog ran out of his house at 2 in the morning, screaming blasphemies. He jumped into his expensive SUV, raced out of his exclusive private driveway, and then attacked a fire hydrant and tree with his vehicle.
Please, for the safety of all concerned citizens, do not read and drive. Friends don't let friends read this blog and get behind the wheel.
This is a public announcement.
